Heres The Script!

IM JAMBO, JAMIE, OR WHATEVER FEELS RIGHT ON THE DAY. I STARTED SELL AFTER BECAUSE I LOVE IT! SOURCING STOCK, MEETING YOU LOT, SELLING, BUYING AND WHATEVER ELSE THIS JOURNEY THROWS AT ME.

LET ME FIRSTLY TELL YOU I AM IN NO WAY PROFESSIONAL BUT I AM A SELF PROCLAIMED GOOD GUY. I WONT ALWAYS GET IT RIGHT BUT ILL DO RIGHT BY YOU IN THE END. DONT BE EXPECTING FANCY STICKERS, BELLS OR WHISTLES. YOU GET A BARGAIN, YOU GET IT BAGGED, YOU GET IT SENT. HAPPY DAYS.

I THINK IM HILARIOUS BUT TO BE HONEST IM PROBABLY MORE UNBEARABLE THAN I LIKE TO ADMIT. ANYWAY, GRAB A BARGAIN, JOIN THE TEAM AND THANKS FOR BEING HERE.

OH AYE! MIND YOUR FUCKING MANNERS PLEASE.